A: "See Honey, I told you I could get three Minis in a one-car garage!" B: "Don't forget to rinse out the Dog's dish when you're done." C: I've never seen one THOSE on a Mini before!" D: "Honey, when you're done cleaning that thingy, do the toilet... and PUT the seat down!" E: "Don't you hate going to the dentist?" F: 'Silver' gets orthodontics. G: "OKAY, who's the wiseguy that put the extra bolts here?" H: "Kieth Calver recommends a windage tray... I'm gonna use this old license plate." I: "Honey.... have you seen my new white bath towel? J: "You couldn't do this with a MAC." K: "It's our anniversary... where did it put my wedding ring?" L: "But where does the blue wire go?" M: "This won't hurt a bit. Say 'Ahhhhh...' N. "More suction, Nurse." O: "Nevermind the blood on the floor... the dog will get it." P: "Where did I leave that genuine billet S crank?" Q: 'Silver' after the make-over.
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