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The vet has just chipped our cat.
Doesn't seem any faster though...
Doesn't seem any faster though...
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When is a Mini not a real Mini? When it turns into a corner...
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Mar 2, 2019
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As an off shoot to the "Cats can", try one on your dentist's office. Tell them you'd like your next appointment to be at 2:30 because that is "Dentist Time." They won't get it until you explain "2:30" very carefully.
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As long as we're telling Pirate jokes...I once knew a man with a wooden leg...……...and a real foot.
~ 30 minutes in a Mini is more therapeutic than 3 sessions @ the shrink. ~
Mike 
NB, Canada
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I would tell a joke about Noble Gasses, but the best ones are gone...
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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Dogs can't run an MRI machine, but Cats can.
~ 30 minutes in a Mini is more therapeutic than 3 sessions @ the shrink. ~
Mike NB, Canada
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I had an extra electron but I think I lost it. In fact I'm positive.
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My next door neighbour is a car guy - he just worships his loud exhaust. I call him the catholic converter.
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In case you were worried, the guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
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I saw two crow's on the power line today, it was attempted murder.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
I was going to tell you the joke about sodium, but then I thought "Na".
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Originally Posted by Cheleker
Is the neighbor the same one who's addicted to drinking brake fluid but says he can stop any time?
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I was going to tell you the joke about sodium, but then I thought "Na".
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At my uncle's garage, he had a flat rate for fixing tires. Unfortunately he had to increase the price due to inflation.
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"Hang on a minute lads....I've got a great idea."
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?????? what have I missed?/ I thought the mini owner that rescues SKUNKS was weird?? heheh
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And got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
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One in the same, he also tells me bears invaded a Russian town, very polarizing.
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Is the neighbor the same one who's addicted to drinking brake fluid but says he can stop any time?
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The neighbors chickens, which are normally securely locked, up were found in the children’s sand box. Pretty sure it’s foul play.
