Here you go Mike,

       

Kristina

DON'T feed the trolls

Give me all your lupins !

       ~ 30 minutes in a Mini is more therapeutic than 3 sessions @ the shrink. ~

For Sale or Trade: 1961 Land Rover Series II 88" -$5k or a Mini

     Mike  NB, Canada   

Ok and I thought this thread was ligit. When I saw Thread killer beware OT I thought it meant I was going to get some good Mini information about OT over-tightening threads and what to do for them after you kill your threads... sheesh, I have never considered myself blonde before but after reading this mess I am beginning to reconsider.

Xmm i was 14 years old when i first discovered the minimania msgboard in 2002 and i am a member till then..  As a 14yo teenager i was naturaly stupid at the time. I remeber in 2002 the football World cup took place and there was a discusion in our message board about the event. Turkey was in the cup back then and as a stupid greek i started blaming them telling a dosen of crap for wars between us and stuff things that are no related to football or the main spirit of that cup and naturaly again some folks here in the board told me some words i realy deserved to hear back then anyway.. now I'm 20yo and i think a bit mature.. after so many years... i stoped visiting minimania for many years due to personal issues but now i'm back and glad to see old faces like Big AL, QuickSilver, Cranium, Cheleker, PtMustang, Mart,Dr Mini,Opus87 and all the other folks see you around guys glad to be back

Cheers

Dimitious from Greece

 

...Shrubberies provided by Roger the Shrubber....

Brian - "Mine goes to eleven"

       

Kristina

DON'T feed the trolls

This thread keeps getting weirder and weirder........... blabblalyhackminobla

People are like slinkeys; they dont really serve a purpose but you cant help laughing when one falls down the stairs.

Well... I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition..... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.. OUR CHEIF ELEMENTS ARE SURPRISE....

 

1966 Austin Cooper S

1965 Triumph TR4A

1965 Triumph Spitfire

We don't need no stinkin' BMW's

That reminds of me of one of my favorite songs from a movie.

"We're men, we're men in tights......"

From one of the Robin Hood movies

       

Kristina

DON'T feed the trolls

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night. I work all day. Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.                 He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.                He goes to the lavatory.                On Wednesdays he goes shopping                And has buttered scones for tea. Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.              I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.                 He likes to press wild flowers.                 He puts on women's clothing                 And hangs around in bars?! Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.              I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions) Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,                 Suspendies, and a bra?! Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.              I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.              Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.              I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

If you're not on the edge............ you're taking up to much space.

IT'S. . . .

       ~ 30 minutes in a Mini is more therapeutic than 3 sessions @ the shrink. ~

For Sale or Trade: 1961 Land Rover Series II 88" -$5k or a Mini

     Mike  NB, Canada   

Thanks, for understanding Mike!

If you're not on the edge............ you're taking up to much space.

and now for something completely different, , .

       ~ 30 minutes in a Mini is more therapeutic than 3 sessions @ the shrink. ~

For Sale or Trade: 1961 Land Rover Series II 88" -$5k or a Mini

     Mike  NB, Canada   

I think it's time we bury this topic ....& I have just the thing to put it in & haul it away...

OK, they say never discuss politics or religion.  Maybe some political humor (no endorsement intended) may kill this thread?  Note:  No offense to my Irish friends.... 

Date: Monday, July 10, 2008, 9:13 AM

 

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lords name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?

Mini....and then there were none......keep the legacy alive!

  

       

Kristina

DON'T feed the trolls

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! 
Arthur: Who are you? 
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"! 
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"! 
Knight of Ni: The same. 
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we? 
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm! 
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm! 
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! 
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice! 
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who 
lives beyond these woods. 
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! 
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No! 
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us. 
Arthur: Well what is it you want? 
Knight of Ni: We want..... 

(pregnant pause) 

A SHRUBBERY!!!! 

(minor music) 

Arthur: A WHAT? 
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni! 
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery. 
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never 
pass through this wood... alive. 
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a 
shrubbery. 
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice. 
Arthur: Of course! 
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive. 
Arthur; Yes! 
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO! 

(music) 

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? 
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. 
But there is one small problem.... 
Arthur: What is that? 
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"! 
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh! 
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm". 
Other Knight of Ni: Ni! 
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test. 
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of..... 
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"? 
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find.... 

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!! 

(minor music) 

Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!! 
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, 
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly 
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path 
running down the middle. 
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni! 
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the 
mightiest tree in the forest... 
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

If you're not on the edge............ you're taking up to much space.